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So much wrong in the world

Don't ask me why I just wasted 1 minute and 18 seconds of my life on the new Resident Evil Movie trailer, but that's 1 minute and 18 seconds of my life I will never get back.

First and foremost, why is the first half of the trailer a commercial for Sorny products?!  What is that supposed to mean?!  Then at the end of the Sorny product placement hour, it goes from imagine a wonderful world of Sorny and now a horrible zombie ridden post-apocalyptic world with that Mila Jololovich girl...  Oooooooh.  But then they had that Latino girl from the first movie in it too and its like what is this?!  Didn't she get all bit and turn into a zombie?!  Not that Michelle Rodriquez (I just remembered her name) is like the Bill Paxton of Latino actors/ actresses; but I digress...  Why is she even in it?!  What sense does that make if she was turned into a zombie?!

Then the threw Ada Wong into the mix is its just like, grrrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan!!!!!!!!  Really?!  Are we really going there?!  Sigh... 

I can't take it anymore.  These movies are getting worse and worse (getting?!) and I can't understand why they insist, I mean INSIST on making more of them?!

Well, I'll put the link up, but be warned this will cause you to go blind so watch at your own risk!



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Jan. 24th, 2012 08:49 pm (UTC)
I have no idea what they are doing with this movie. I heard the last movie was a massive disaster zone, so this one is just going to sink right to the bottom of the sewer with rest of the turds.

Did they add Leon in the last movie? And if they did you're probably right about him and Ada having a gross boinking scene in the movie. As if we didn't have enough faux nudity with Mila Jololovich running around all wet and naked.
Jan. 20th, 2012 05:58 pm (UTC)
Aaargh, you know I'm getting soooo tired of Mila Jovovovovoich and her wank husband director (oh yes she's married to the director of Resident Evil movies, I guess that was the only way she could keep her job) being in these movies. I wish they would just give it up, but they still make money and this is Crapcom who will milk a dead cow dry down to the marrow.
Jan. 24th, 2012 08:51 pm (UTC)
I remember you saying she was married to the dude who made these horrid movies. I really wish they would stop and someone at Crapcom needs to be punched in the throat for allowing these movies to be made. But you know Crapcom, where there is even a hint of a dollar to be made off of something they've done, they'll be right there to milk it bone dry.
Jan. 24th, 2012 12:54 am (UTC)
Jan. 24th, 2012 08:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
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