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Oh Resident Evil?!  Come on now!  You used to be a contender and now, I really don't even know who you are anymore.

It's like watching a very near and dear friend you've know nearly all your life get new friends and they little by little start to change their manner and appearance.  First it starts off with putting on a little too much make-up, then putting on skanky too tight or too short clothes, next thing you know they're getting botox, collagen injections, butt and breast implants.  And Resident Evil 6 is at the point where they are so desperate for a triple G bra size they are going to a shady back-alley South American plastic surgeon.

Now grant it, I am watching Chris's game first.  I started with Chris's game because, one, when I typed in Resident Evil 6 on Youtube, it gave me Chris's walkthrough first.  And second, after I realized the guy did have Leon's game up, I was already through the first hour and ten minutes of Chris's game, so I figured I'd get the most frustrating part watched and over first and then move on to something that I know I would enjoy tolerate later.  With this being said though, I knew going in that Chris's game was going to be a hot mess, but "hot mess" doesn't even begin to cover it.  This is far worse than anything I could have imagined.

It's like they took one parts Dead Space, one parts Gears of War, and sprinklings of Resident Evil, mash them up in a big old sloppy mess and slathered it on a game console.  Chris's game has degenerated so much from the original Resident Evil, that I don't know who or what Chris Redfield is about anymore.  Yet, I watch on in pain and disgust.

I don't know, maybe I'm just being overly critical, so you tell me...  How did we go from this?:

(Semi-Classic Resident Evil on PlayStation 1)

To this?!:

(Resident Evil 6 Chris's Walkthough)


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Oct. 3rd, 2012 03:14 pm (UTC)
Oh lord, you know all I keep thinking about with Chris is instead of the good ole days with "I got a shot gun", now Chris is this overbloated man-dude saying "I got a machine gun....and a drinking habit". I'm loathing looking at Chris's and I think Wesker Junior's missions, I played Leon's at Comic Con and its awwwight. Sad thing is, because of Leon I'm actually thinking of buying this game, mostly to complain though LOL.
Oct. 3rd, 2012 04:33 pm (UTC)
The more I watch this, the worse it gets. And if the didn't steal a lot of their ideas from Dead Space, I mean for real. In part 17 they added corpse rapers. I was just through from that point on.

Seriously, don't buy it. I know you love Leon, but don't do it, you're going to end up mad and disgusted
Oct. 4th, 2012 12:49 am (UTC)
WHAT, they stole the corpse rapers awwwwww damnnn! Seriously, Resident Evil just doesn't know what to do with itself anymore, its turned into this massive horror cliche and can't even create new ideas. Yeah, your right I shouldn't buy it, if I ever do I'll probably wait until next year when its in the $15 bargain bins. Ugh...I guess I'll try to hunker down and watch the Let's Play's though....sigh
Oct. 4th, 2012 01:54 am (UTC)
The walkthough I watched wasn't so bad, but I prefer new games to not have talking in the background. But yeah, when I saw the corpse rapers I was done and I think that was where my brain turned off. I'm hoping that Leon's game is a bit better. I only got to see the first couple of minutes of Leon's game, because Chris's game took all morning and part of the afternoon to watch.
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