Ok, this fanfiction has pushed me off the tender cliff of sanity and forced me at knife point to rekindle my old fangirl crush on Albert Wesker. I changed my desktop theme to Wesker, I changed my cover picture on Facebook to Wesker, and I just got a couple of Wesker LJ icons. Ugh, this is insanity! But I've missed being married to Wesker.
And for the record, I was married to Wesker before all these cheesy Wesker fangirls came strolling around. I've seen these chicks online and they're a mess, ugh! Please. I'm not one of those chicky-come-latelies that started liking him after the GameCube remake or Umbrella Chronicles. Wesker and I married back in the summer of 1996. Back after the first original Resident Evil came out on PlayStation One, so I am the original Wesker fangirl! Plus (somewhere in Philly) I have a custom made Albert Wesker dogtag, so how you like me now!
But why did I fall out of love with you Wesker? Why did we ever get divorced? And why did I ever cheat on you with Solid Snake, what was I on?!
And I know, I know... All that trash talk about how I was young and foolish when we got married... I didn't mean it. It was Snake's evil influence, but now I see the error of my ways and it's too late. My dear darling ex-husband is dead. And died in the most stupid of ways too. Splashing around in lava... What was Crapcom trying to do?! But if he was still alive I would ask for his forgiveness and I would promise to never go skulking off with anyone else, because he is my one and only fangirl love!