aachannoichi (aachannoichi) wrote,
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"I heard she had to get her Brazilian done... Twice!"

That quote came from a Youtube sketch called The Sh*t Spanish Girls Say 2, however...

Yo I just got the skinny on what a Brazilian waxing was and naw dude!  I knew kinda sorta what it was, because as it was explained to me by a former co-worker of mine.  She said she had gotten one once and, and I quote, "It felt like they tore her lips off!"

o_0 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Ok...  That was a lot more information than I needed, but it pretty much made the decision for me to never get a Brazilian wax.  Well after reading a menu for a local for a spa, I saw they offered waxing services.  I am ever in search for someone who does waxing, cause I've been thinking about going that route, cause I'm tired of having to shave after so many days and waxing pretty much just rips your hair out and it takes longer for it grow back.

But this spa actually tells you what all is involved with getting a Brazilian wax and pretty much they wax your entire neither region, including your rump and rump hole.

Uh....?!  Yeah, I don't think I want the hairs around my rump hole torn out, because I know that's probably going to be extremely unpleasant.  Extremely Unpleasant!!! And not to get too TMI-y, but I shaved my upper thighs once and when the hair grew back it actually felt like my legs were burning and they itched like crazy.  Needless to say I never did that again.  I really don't want to find out how itchy and burning it feels when your rump hole hairs grow back.

And really, what would be the point of getting your rump hole waxed anyway?!  I mean, unless you're working in porn or in the legalized prostitution racket I don't see the need for anyone to be that up close and personal with your hind quarters.
Tags: are you f-ing serious?!, really?!, scary stuff
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